Laws of the bus journey:

• If there are more than 1 buses waiting for departure, yours will leave later. If you change the bus then the earlier will leave first, in that case yours will be the last one to leave.
• If you find a neat looking seat, its got 'sticky' floor.
• If you want a break in the journey, the bus will either not take a break, and when it takes a break you aren't in a need for it.
• The fellow passanger next to you will occupy most portion if the seat, and if that person sleeps, you have to be awake to escape from his usage of your shoulder.
• If you catch a sleep, and if the bus takes a break, you will be woken up by others (mostly by people on the station) because they want to know where this bus is heading to, or inside the bus because you are on aisle seat. You will be shaken and then woken up.
• If there is a noisy child, its in your close vicinity.
• If you don't have the exact change, then neither does the conductor have it. And you will be the last person to get the change (if you are lucky), in normal cases you have to ask for it, and chances are that he will tie the change up in between you and some other fellow, so that you have to hang around with that fellow to get your share.

I just love this bus journey!